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<< Hawaii fires men's basketball coach Nash
Honolulu, HI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The University of Hawaii announced Monday it has fired head men's basketball coach Bob Nash. Hawaii went 10-20 and did not qualify for the Western Athletic Conference Tournament this season, Nash's thi

Panthers release FB Hoover >>
Charlotte, NC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Carolina Panthers have released veteran fullback Brad Hoover, the team announced Monday. Hoover has spent all 10 of his NFL seasons with the Panthers, and last season played in 11 games, serving as

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Ashburn, VA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Washington Redskins have re-signed center Casey Rabach, the team announced Monday. Rabach has spent the last five seasons with the Redskins and has been extremely durable, making 79 starts in tha

Seattle University's Garcia to declare for NBA Draft >>
Seattle, WA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Seattle University power forward Charles Garcia announced Monday he plans to declare for the 2010 NBA Draft at the end of the season. The 6-foot-10 junior averaged a team-best 18.7 points and 8.3 rebound

Boston signs 13 >>
Fort Myers, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Boston Red Sox agreed to terms with 13 players on one-year contracts for the 2010 season on Monday. No further terms were disclosed. Agreeing to terms were pitchers Daniel Bard, Michael Bowden, Cla

FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.